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67%

30 deviants said I don't have the money to spare right now But I know I am still a valued of yours

20%

9 deviants said I cannot afford to buy your Prints but I am going to add them to my wishlist so that others may see them

13%

6 deviants said Yes Let me check out your Prints ---> [link]

No deviants said Yes I am a millionaire and I would like to become a benefactor ---> [link]

Devious Comments

`TrishaMonsterr Sep 7, 2009 Professional Photographer

_{someday your photo will grace my apartment walls someday.. when i'm not a poor struggling bum!}

^DistortedSmile Sep 7, 2009 Hobbyist Photographer

_{and your's will adorn mine!! poor struggling bums unite!}

^DistortedSmile Sep 7, 2009 Hobbyist Photographer

I hate begging, but my art is all I have right now
I know many are in this situation too right now so I'm not going to hate anyone who cannot help out

*Warflight Sep 7, 2009 Professional Photographer

Wish I could help... but hey... it could be worse... you could be an American, in the Land of the free, where you wouldn't have any health care, because "free" is just an empty word that yanks like to use to make themselves feel special!

(wow... did I sound bitter there for a second? Yeah... that was a bit of bitterness...)

With any luck, someone will check the "millionaire" option, and follow through! Every good artist needs a patron after all, right?

^DistortedSmile Sep 7, 2009 Hobbyist Photographer

Yeah I am so thankful for the NHS at least! And thank you, I know that many are in a similar pickle, just gotta hope it all picks up right?

*Warflight Sep 7, 2009 Professional Photographer

It will... you have talent, and education to back you up... so it will get better!

Poll History

Apr 2, 2013 What time does your alarm usually go off?
Mar 3, 2013 Groups you should be watching!
Feb 9, 2013 Do you like food?
Oct 13, 2012 Are you watching the Community Relations Art History Project?
Sep 24, 2012 So, what did you notice about last week's Pinup & Glamour DD's?
Aug 28, 2012 :devarthistoryproject: featured Anthro Chat on RIGHT NOW in #communityrelations!!
Jun 17, 2012 Which Pinup & Glamour deviants would you like to see featured?
Apr 6, 2012 Follow me on Instagram : distortedsmile
Mar 24, 2012 I am a Pinup & Glam Photographer and I would like to be Interviewed...
Mar 7, 2012 Pinup & Glam deviants - Hit me with your idea-stick!
Mar 5, 2012 Who likes Food / Blogging?? Add my new Food Blog, pretty please? http://eyelinerandginger.tumblr.com/
Jan 15, 2012 So far I have been storing all my 366 shots on Facebook and NOT uploading every day's to dA, should I rethink this?
Dec 25, 2011 Looking for a Photography Challenge?
Oct 9, 2011 Questions to Photographers that inspire you - what would you ask?
Sep 12, 2011 Interested in writing short, dark stories?
Aug 8, 2011 Win Premium Memberships!!
Jun 26, 2011 Send me your Pinup & Glam Photography Daily Deviation Suggestions!!
Mar 20, 2011 Project Educate week for Pinup & Glam is here!!
Mar 11, 2011 Imitations & Idols Results are up!!!
Mar 1, 2011 Last day for your Imitations & Idols :devcommunityrelations: Entry!! Please pimp and get involved!!
Feb 18, 2011 Rainbows!!
Jan 16, 2011 Imitations & Idols Photography Contest is live!!
Jan 15, 2011 Suggest A Pinup or Glamour DD to me!!
Dec 18, 2010 Is there anything you would change in the current Gallery Descriptions (see below) for Pinup or Glamour?? COMMENT or NOTE please if you do....
Nov 6, 2010 What do you most want to see happen for the Pinup & Glam Galleries? (Please leave as many comments and feedback as possible)
Sep 16, 2010 Features and Interviews from :devSchizophrenicKittie:, :devblooding:, :devNirelleth:, :devKnajfer: and :devfbuk: in the Pinup & Glam Community
Sep 12, 2010 Laptops- you can take them anywhere! Whats the strangest place you have used your laptop?
Aug 14, 2010 Dirty Pretty Things - Pinup & Glam Features!
Aug 8, 2010 Hollywood Carnival Results!!
Aug 7, 2010 Happy BirthdAy!! :devmoonbeam13: has given me FIVE 1month subs to give away, who wants a piece?!
Aug 3, 2010 How are your 10 Commands of Devious looking?? And which are you most likely to enter?
Jul 23, 2010 Who would you like to see Featured/Interviewed in my next Pinup & Glam Update?! (You can suggest yourself!)
Jul 17, 2010 So I have great friends walking 100km across the South Downs (UK) today (More info - http://theshirecartel.blogspot.com/ ) And I know they would love some pimping/sponsoring!! Honestly, a few dollars/pounds would do!!
Jul 11, 2010 Are you entering the Hollywood Carnival Contest? You have until 31st July to get your entry in! --> http://news.deviantart.com/article/121222/
Jul 10, 2010 WANTED- Pinup & Glam Deviants, NOTE me with 5 thumbs of your work and answer the following questions...
Jul 10, 2010 Any Glam or Pinup News you want in me to include in my next update? (Leave me links guys, I aint psychic!)
Jul 2, 2010 As your Pinup & Glam GM you want _____ from me...
Jun 5, 2010 Who wants a free sub?
Jun 3, 2010 Housekeeping- things to do
May 16, 2010 Twitter?
May 2, 2010 Who has graced my facebook fanpage? http://www.facebook.com/pages/Preston-United-Kingdom/DistortedSmile-Photography/9461541450
Apr 13, 2010 Anyone want anything pimping? (See first comment or Journal http://distortedsmile.deviantart.com/journal/31554199/ )
Apr 13, 2010 Who's on Tumblr? http://distortedsmile.tumblr.com/
Apr 12, 2010 If anyone is on facebook and doesn't mind taking a minute to vote for me ---> http://www.faceofbank.com/emma-cowsill
Mar 26, 2010 Fave?
Mar 24, 2010 Brit deviants - are you attending the Alton Towers devmeet on Sat 15th May?? ---> http://britain.deviantart.com/blog/30758950/
Mar 9, 2010 What is your job?
Feb 1, 2010 How many New Years Resolutions / Ideas have you kept one month into 2010?
Sep 7, 2009 like my art and fancy feeding/housing a starving and sickly artist? See Journal for more unadulterated wimpering ---> http://distortedsmile.deviantart.com/journal/27035135/
Sep 6, 2009 tumblr? add add add ---> http://distortedsmile.tumblr.com/
Aug 31, 2009 lust.beauty.envy Project
Aug 21, 2009 Are you on Flickr? Add me http://www.flickr.com/photos/distortedsmilephotography/
Jul 21, 2009 Do you watermark?
Jul 16, 2009 Addictive Lust - People's Choice
Jun 30, 2009 Last day of Addictive Lust Contest....
May 18, 2009 What is love?
Mar 27, 2009 Do you twitter? Add me if you do ---> http://twitter.com/Distorted_Smile
Mar 26, 2009 What themes would you like to see in the next lust..beauty..envy article?
Mar 17, 2009 Tell me lies...
Mar 16, 2009 Featuregasm- Post me the link to one image from your Gallery and three from the delights of your devwatch
Mar 11, 2009 Flip a coin
Jan 21, 2009 I need your votes for a friend ----> http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dontpaniconline.com%2Fdesignaposter%2Fentry%2F%3Fid%3D5279&h=3ad74bce51af6b0bf2bf5ef0e316933e
Jan 15, 2009 Would you rather be deaf or blind? Why?
Jan 8, 2009 Photographers, what are your Qualifications?
Jan 3, 2009 Facebook whore?
Dec 27, 2008 What do you watch me for?
Nov 22, 2008 Do you WoW?
Sep 6, 2008 Are there any of my deviations you would like available as Prints? ----> http://distortedsmile.deviantart.com/gallery/
Mar 19, 2008 Do you have Skype?
Jan 23, 2008 Describe me in one word
Oct 31, 2007 deviantARCADE?
Oct 8, 2007 Facebook?
Sep 18, 2007 Do you have any Wallpaper suggestions for me new sexy laptop?
Jun 2, 2007 Whats your favourite colour?
May 7, 2007 Vote for Viewers Choice!
Apr 26, 2007 What would win in an ultimate fight to the death?
Feb 24, 2007 Ladies- How often do you Double-click the mouse?
Feb 21, 2007 Mac or PC?
Dec 30, 2006 This New Years Eve I will be.....
Nov 16, 2006 James Bond-
Oct 25, 2006 Whats your party trick?
Oct 9, 2006 Food or Sex?
Sep 25, 2006 Whats the Ultimate 'Dirty' Pizza!?!
Sep 6, 2006 Back to Uni so time to do Hair again- but what colour?
Aug 8, 2006 dA V5?
Jul 19, 2006 Do you go topless abroad?
Jul 3, 2006 BLACK LACE ON SWEAT- VIEWER'S CHOICE (See Journal BEFORE Voting!)
Jun 28, 2006 Appearance..
Jun 4, 2006 Reading on the toilet...
May 24, 2006 The tastiest crisps ('chips' to you Yanks ) around?
May 5, 2006 Are you entering my BLACK LACE on SWEAT Contest?
Apr 29, 2006 Do you ever spend long periods of time Browsing the Recent Deviations?
Apr 20, 2006 Whoes the Sexiest male Superhero? (Regardless of Actors)
Apr 1, 2006 Whats the best April Fools you've played / had played on you...?
Mar 14, 2006 Whats the first thing you check when you log on?
Mar 3, 2006 Worst thing about house/flatmates...
Dec 3, 2005 Do you think your 'Most Faved Deviation' is your best work? (please leave a comment explaining your choice)
Nov 25, 2005 Im making a Freewebs page, but DistortedSmile is taken- what should i call it (people who suggest useless/innappropriate names will be stabbed)
Nov 24, 2005 Do you have a Print Account? How many have you sold?
Oct 28, 2005 If a photo gets a DD and both the Model and the Photographer are on dA, who should be awarded the DD?
Oct 20, 2005 What should I dress as for our Halloween House Party?
Sep 29, 2005 dA is like one big family. What relation are you to me?
Sep 28, 2005 Do you Fav Daily Deviations?
Sep 5, 2005 Should I get a Prints Account?
Aug 17, 2005 Which Harry Potter Book is your Fave?
Feb 11, 2005 Which Deadly Sin is the most fun to commit?

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