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Journal Entry: Sat Mar 15, 2008, 1:48 PM
  • Mood: Hump
  • Reading: The Picture of Dorian Gray - Oscar Wilde
  • Watching: C4s Worlds Greatest Comedy Characters
  • Eating: Cigarettes


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Aces. Be my bitch


OH MY FACE. I've had so much work to do I could cry :cries: I need to sort out my updates for =Death-Chicks too, sorry guys, I know I owe you Contest results!

Anyone in the UK had the same horrendous windy weather at night? The other morning I woke up and the wind had pulled down four of our (quite large) fence panels :wow: So anyway, Hazel, Mia, Sally and I managed to put them back up. Girl power baby. Wish we had filmed it though, we must have looked like right birds :giggle:

Been itching to do some photos recently but Sal, being my main muse has so much work to do at the moment. Once we've sorted out all our deadlines I fully intend to sort out some sick shit with her :D Done some more self ports though, will upload them soon :aww:

:smooch: Later my lovers.... :heart:

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Yar, the neighbours panel fencing is currently lying in the middle of my back garden and another piece has torn off and I fell over it when I went out the front door :XD:


On a side note, hello Gertrude :spank:

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You had me at 'spank me' :D

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One of the uprights had completely snapped off so when we lifted it the slats just sort of fanned out :lmao: Cue Friends-style "Pivot, pivot!!" Screeching :D

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I wanted to destroy something beautiful....
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I thought I might :giggle:

Thank you :hug: Assignments still suck balls :(

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...Well spank me and call me happy...:devil:

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alright then gertrude ;)

i was going on a climbing trip this weekend, but the weather was so bad we had to cancel it :(

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